OF STEAMY SECRET LOVE AND A SEASON OF CRIMSON BLOSSOMS.

First published in the East African Newspaper.

Senegalese author Mariama Ba in her much acclaimed novel So Long a
Letter shines light on the stifled lives of women she perceived
growing up in Senegal.

In the book, Ba highlights the helplessness, sorrow and resignation of
the protagonist, Ramatoulaye. We are taken into the intricacies of
Ramatoulaye’s life when, after the death of her husband, she writes to
her best friend, reminiscing about the past and also speaking about
her present  state as a widow in a very  conservative  and patriarchal
Muslim society. Through this book,   Ba discloses for the first time,culture and its stifling effect on its women.

I have just finished reading a book I dare term the sequel to Ba’s. It
is the debut novel of  Nigeria writer Abubakar Adam Ibrahim. Seasons
of Crimson Blossoms  tells the story of Hajiya Binta Zubairu, a  55
year old widow in conservative  northern Nigeria who decides to,
against conventional wisdom, fall in love with a younger man in his
20’s. Abubakar rebirths Ramatoulaye. He also modernizes her and
boldens her by making her more in charge of her own life choices.

It was Leo Tolstoy who, at the beginning of his controversial classic
Anna Karenina, declared that every unhappy family is unhappy its own
way. As Season of Crimson Blossoms begins, the widow Hajiya Binta
Zubairu’s family is unhappy in its own way. Having lost her husband to
a mob of religious zealots in Jos and her first son Yaro at the hands
of police, Binta is deeply unhappy. She lives with her sister’s child
Fa’iza who is also haunted by a violent death she witnessed.

Binta , whose story is set against the backdrop of the  volatile
north, leads the ordinary, quiet life of a faithful Muslim housewife;
performing her ablutions, saying her Subhi prayers, reading the
Qur’an, attending Madrasa  and sewing. Besides this, the only other
thing she seems to do is steep herself in regret and nostalgia,
thinking about how she could have  better loved her deceased first son
whom tradition forbade from showing affection.

All this changes one afternoon when Binta returns from Madrasa to find
a youthful burglar named Hassan Reza Babale in her house.  He cames to
steal her property but leaves instead with her heart. She warms up to
his touch, the first male touch since her husband died a decade
earlier. A pious person, she is of course appalled when the masculine
touch arouses deeply buried sexual feelings and is quick to blame
Shaytan for sowing impious thoughts in her mind. Reza manages to
successfully awaken her long abandoned womanhood.
We sense that this encounter, grimy as it is, is the turning point of
Binta’s life. The author writes:
‘He took her things and left, having sown in her the seed of her
awakening that would eventually sprout into a corpse flower, the
stench of which would  resonate far beyond her imagining …’

Abubakar masterfully curves out the tale from this point, putting into
it just the right amount of suspense to whet our appetite for more and
then breaking our hearts with the harsh, judgmental, self-righteous
reaction of, not only her closest family and friends but also the
larger society, a people that know not how to forgive and forget.

That he chose to set his novel in Northern Nigeria, a region largely
ignored by many Nigerian writers is plausible. It shows that Abubakar
is unafraid of loving his homeland, to which he dedicates the book.
And he writes with a true patriotsm, a love for his country that’s not
blind. He dares to steep the prose in Nigeria’s recent political
history, thus affirming Achebe’s long standing argument that a writer
must engage in the politics of his day.

Abubakar writes splendidly, drawing pictures with unforgettable
phrases like this:
‘She dreamt in sepia. Like rust-tainted water running over the
snapshots of her memory, submerging her dreams in a stream of reddish
brown’
The choreography of his language is brilliant and the metaphors are
breathtaking. The prose begets poetry and the phrases are so perfect
he must have bled over. His sentences have poignancy and passion.

I liked  too how he handled the female protagonist in the book. In the
liberal spirit of the 21st century, he lets Binta choose her lover
without caring that he is younger than most of her children. As a
girl, she was forced to marry a stranger thrust upon her by a
dictatorial father. As a grown woman, Binta lets sexual attraction be
the guiding light of her new relationship; a bond in which she gets as
much as she gives, a liaison in which her body is no longer a source
of shame but of pleasure to herself and the man she chooses to give
herself to.

Abubakar doesn’t paint his story with broad strokes, he pays attention
to detail. His characters are sensitive and their domestic incidences
plausible. The conversations too are delightfully realistic which
shows that the writer is an attentive observer of his surroundings. I
found my emotions enmeshed into those of the characters once  it
occurred to me that beyond the boubous, hijabs and perfect makeup, lay
mothers and sisters who yearn for  love and understanding even as
they morph from victims to creators of their own circumstances.

Abubakar has gone a step further. He has redeemed the modern writer.
Through the seriousness and thoughtfulness he accords his prose, he
has proven that the modern writer, despite endless chatter on social
media platforms, is still capable of emerging as a deep, scholarly
thinker. Abubakar has undoubtedly, like Achebe said of Adichie, also
come to us almost fully made.season

AN OPEN LETTER TO NGUGI NOT TO RETURN HOME.

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Dear Professor Ngugi,
 
Even I, agree that come back  home is a very beautiful phrase. Especially when spoken to a prodigal child, an embittered spouse or an exiled writer. It could even be more tempting when uttered by not just a fellow ‘cowardly’ writer but the head of state himself. And what’s more, in your case, it was told as you received a smile here, a Ketepa cup of tea there and a handshake somewhere. Therefore, I wouldn’t judge you too harshly if you were already thinking of packing your bags once you landed in the good city of California. However, I’d like to give you some counsel on why you shouldn’t move to Kenya just yet…
First of all, moving from University of Irvin to University of Nairobi will mean that you take a huge salary slash.  As you might be aware Mr. Ngugi, our local…

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MOMBASA OLD TOWN…BEAUTIFUL KENYA

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If Mombasa old town was to be a person, then, he’d without a doubt be that old Swahili pirate with lots and lots of delightful ancient travel tales and relics and a single eye as evidence of his numerous adventures.
 
A ten minutes ride on a tuk-tuk from downtown Mombasa town, past tall whistling coconut palms, will deliver you, safe and sound at the entrance of Mombasa old town. The ancient town will then, as in a time travel tale, stretch out its arms and enfold you into its rich history, taking you years and years back.
 
 Yet it is not Mombasa Old town’s history that will take your breath away at first but its 18th century artful architecture; carved and curved beautiful old buildings, elegant balconies and coral walls whose designs were influenced by Portuguese and Islamic Arab traders of old.
 
A stroll around…

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LAKE BARINGO: Mythical Waters of Seven Islands

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An hour’s drive from the sweltering Marigat town will set you safely on the shores of one of the two Rift Valley fresh water lakes; Lake Baringo. Unlike its sister lake Bogoria which is salty and thus contains no fish, Lake Baringo is animate with aquatic life, from five types of fish to friendly crocodiles and  huge hippo’s. The numerous local tribes that live around the lake make it a colorful place to visit for you cannot fail to bump upon Tugens, Njemps, Maasai Fishermen and Pokots coexisting peacefully.

There are numerous myths and anecdotes that you will hear from the fishermen and the fishmongers about the 130km lake but the first thing you will notice is that the water levels have increased and thus moved towards land and submerged trees and hotels which were once on dry land.
 
And if you are a fish lover, you may…

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RHYME AND GLAMOUR AT THE 57TH EDITION OF POETRY SLAM AFRICA

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On Sunday August 16th, amid the sweltering Nairobi heat, the Alliance Francaise de Nairobi hosted the 57th edition of Slam Africa competition. A stiffly contested and vibrant affair, the event started off with recitation of well crafted pieces by nine poets  and ended with one of them, Sanaa Arman taking home the trophy and the  Slam King title.
 
 The event, under the Nandi flame tree that towers over the Alliance gardens, attracted hundreds of slam poetry lovers from all spheres of life, from activists like Boniface Mwangi to academics such as Dr. Wandia Njoya and communication specialists like Dennis Itumbi.
 
The competitors thrilled the audience with creatively crafted poems that contained memorable lines and saw slam lovers snap their fingers in glee. They tackled a number of issues affecting youth in contemporary Kenya. The issues ranged from yellow fever (the youth obsession with light skin…

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NAIROBI CARTOON EXHIBITION TAKES ON OBAMA AND OBAMAPHILES

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Matt Groening once said that people go into cartooning because they
are shy and they are angry yet this cannot even begin to describe the
vibe of the six Kenyan cartoonists whose works are currently on
exhibition at the Alliance Francaise de Nairobi. Using the tool they
understand best, the pencil, these artists colorfully trace president
Obama’s life from his father’s homeland in Kogelo to his visit to
Kenya in 2006 and his long awaited visit as president of the United
States.

That  the different artists’ themes intersect with underlying common
themes and bitingly funny captions  is what  keeps art lovers glued to
the walls on the first floor art gallery at Alliance;  giving it
popularity at a time when other  people complain of experiencing too
much Obama talk, a condition social media enthusiasts  have since
termed #overobama.
A number of themes are explored and the artists manage to show…

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   FOURTEEN BOOKS THAT MADE A DIFFERENCE TO ME IN 2014

GREAT READS

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Once upon a time, there lived a sultan who was infamous for beheading his wives after the wedding night. However, when he married Scheherazade, she vowed to use all her story telling wiles to sustain her husbands’ interest. Each night, she stopped halfway through her tales and thus earned herself an extra day alive as the sultan was so caught up in the suspense of the stories he couldn’t dare murder her before hearing the rest of the tale. In this tragic yet creative way the Arabian Night Tales were born. In a similar bone, I do hope that the listed personal favorites will whet your appetite for books and more books and thus many story filled Arabian Nights. Happy Reading.

  1. PRIDE AND PREJUDICE BY JANE AUSTEN

It is a truth universally  acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good  fortune must be in want of a wife……………

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5 decades of books, 5 Genres and African writers who’ve found unique and refreshing ways to tell the African story.

5 genres by loved African writers of the future, from different countries.

As the African Union celebrates its 50th anniversary, and Kenya the Madaraka day that falls in its 50th year, I have listened to quite a number of programs that have tried to condense the truly African experience. There have been walks down memory lane , 50 African songs condensed into 5 minutes and now, my books version of my African experience.

1. MODERN POETRY .

Kenya: Shailja Patel.
Book: ‘Migritude’
Activism Poetry
A critic once said of a controversial long poem by a renowned American writer, ‘if this is not poetry, it is something greater than poetry.’
These are the same sentiments I shared as I read my copy of Shailja’s poetry book ‘Migritude’.
A Kenyan woman of Asian origin who resides in the west, Shailja, makes up her mind up to tell the stories about her vast experiences. In the book, we see Shailja the Kenyan, the woman, the Asian and finally the immigrant, a citizen of the world.
Spivak rightfully calls her ‘an activist poet in prose and verse’, and she is.
Most of today’s’ emerging youthful poets around the country loudly cry for a chance to be allowed to express themselves through the free verse model of poetry dubbed ‘spoken word’, and they use this as an excuse to produce substandard work that is a disgrace to poetry lovers and literary thinkers. Unfortunately, the youthful poets then go ahead and claim that these works , bad as they are, are just but their personal expressions.
They definitely need to learn from Shailja, who just like them, uses the spoken word to express herself, and she does this magnificently because her self -expression is based on intense research, is edited and re-written before being performed.
Shailja also employs the use of universal vocabulary ‘ which makes her poems accepted globally. Had she resolved to using fad dialect, or kenyanese’ so to say, then her work would not have seen the moving light of the Broadway theatre.
In this regard therefore, Shailja has taken into account Mary Olivers advice regarding a poets’ notion of an audience, ‘write for a stranger, born in a distant country hundred years from now’. And she did.
Choosing to tell her stories through different times in history, Shailja starts us off in neighboring Uganda where Idi Amin the military dictator, expelled the whole Asian population. We then move with her to Nairobi’s Hospital Hill Primary School, where as a student, history lessons were dented, leaving out horrifying stories of how the white officers raped women and children in central Kenya and how they abused them.
On the vulnerability of being a woman in a war country, she tells of how Iraqi women started vanishing after the US invaded Iraq, and her decision not to wear clothes she cannot run in, namely sari’s , because they made one weak, vulnerable and a walking target.
Shailja then, tells us of shilling love. Like most Kenyan parents, hers struggled too to give them the best education. They never said that they loved them verbally but showed it through saving, taking them to good schools and locking them up to study so as to get scholarships. Love is a luxury priced in hard currency, she says. That our tongues are inferior as compared to English she speaks of in ‘Dreaming in Gujarati.’
This is definitely a book of the future because it deals with many issues that affect africa’s worldview.

2. Literary journals.

Countries : Kenya and Uganda.
Books: Kwani ? ‘Majuu’ 7th Edition and ‘Fresh Paint’ by Goethe and Amka space for Women Writers

Literary Journal : Kwani
Launched at a pomp affair at the Kenyatta International Conference Centers’ helipad earlier in the year, this book is a blessing to those of us who grew up reading and digesting the reader’s digest and hence appreciate diversified readings in a single anthology.
Through a compendium of literary essays, poems, interviews and short stories, Billy Kahora, whom I consider one of the best editorial brains in the Kenyan publishing world, put together carefully selected stories from all over the continent that neatly sum up the African immigrant experience.
In it you find the skills of master short story tellers from Uganda, Kalundi Serumanga and Doreen Baingana, alongside kenyas’ Andia Kisia, Billy Kahora and poets Phyllis Muthoni and Ngwatilo Mawiyoo.
The book is quite timely, coming at a time when the United States of America is reviewing its immigration laws and also when the African union is celebrating its 50th anniversary. On reading the journal, one ponders over why, half a century later, Africans still believes that ‘greener pastures are only found in the lands of the green and blue cards.’

· Anthology

Book ‘Fresh Paint’ By The Goethe Institute and Amka space for Women Writers.
This is a collection of essays, poems and short stories by budding women writers edited by Dr. Tom Odhiambo of the University of Nairobi and Eliphas Nyamongo of the Goethe institute .
The experiences of different Kenyan women are skillfully documented and one gets to experience what it truly means to be a Kenyan woman living in the country.
The stories come with a freshness and new perspective that is unexplored in the existing literature because most of these women are finding their voice for the very first time after the Goethe institute sponsored the compilation of their works into a book.
Definitely a book of the future as it injects fresh blood into Kenyan literary scene.

3. The Modern Novel.

Country Nigeria: Chimamanda Adichie Ngozi.
Book: Half of a Yellow Sun.
If there is one writer who can tell the story of Africa with her eyes closed, then it is definitely Chimamanda. In what was arguably her best novel, and her first, at age 25, Chimamanda, through her captivating story telling , proves that the novel , just like the short story, can be gripping enough to be read in one sitting.
If Walt Whitman was the first poet to look at America with the naked eye, then Chimamanda is the first modern day novelist to look at the Modern African Story with the naked eye as well. She, just like Whitman, gets her arms around the African continent so as to get the houseboy, the village peasant and the university professor into one loving literary cosmic embrace.
Reading it, you feel as if Chimamanda bled over her book, that it hurt to write it, that she took the human feelings and turned them into art . Through a thorough research into the Biafran war that claimed thousands of life in Nigeria in the 1960’s even before she was born, Chimamanda takes the reader right into Biafra, and the reader hurts and starves alongside the characters, who are so credible, one feels like they have met them before.
Definitely a book of the future because we readers hope that other African writers will follow suite and write amazing histories about their countries past(I have been waiting for a fiction on the mwakenya saga in Kenya or even the 1984 coup but it isn’t forthcoming.)

4. AFRICAN CHIC LIT.

South Africa: Zukiswa Wanner.
Book: The Madams
Every modern woman enjoys sharing her life experiences, joys, fears and perils with the world. It’s even better when these experiences are shared in a fast paced, witty and humorous manner.
The modern day storyteller Zukiswa’s style is so deft, so understated and so compelling that you have to slow down and savor each episode by itself.
Her first book, The Madams’ will make you see why Zukiswa was crowned the queen of Black Chic Lit is and why she is a favorite of many readers of ‘O’ the Oprah magazine. The story is about a young successful black woman in Modern day South Africa who wants to hire a white maid. This doesn’t go well with one of her best friends who is white and considers the act ‘racist’.
In this fast paced and hilarious book, Zukiswa uses a very friendly and conversational tone to narrate the escapades of Thandi, a working class modern African woman, her two best friends, the men in their lives and the maids who care for their children. It is an easy read and any woman who is trying to juggle work, marriage and motherhood would totally relate to.
Zukiswa’s other books, ‘Men of the South’ and ‘Behind Every Successful Man’ are also equally great reads . every modern day reader will love the familiar experiences narrated easily in these fast paced books.
Definitely a book of the future as it speaks to many Africans who strive to climb the corporate ladder and still keep their families intact.

5. Modern Day Childrens book

Country : Kenya.
Moran Publishers
Even as readers and teachers rightfully argue the at the Kenyan institute of education is ignoring the most basic and most important wing of readers, the young children, there is one Kenyan publisher who is out to stimulate growth of childrens’ literature . Sometimes in April this year, Moran Publishers launched a series of children’s’ books.
Bible story readers
The first batch consisted of famous bible stories specially re-written with the Kenyan child in mind. Compiled by local authors who were commissioned to come up with abridged versions of many bible stories, the stories are simply narrated, well illustrated and categorized for different children in lower and upper classes and according to age groups. They were edited and compiled by Pauline Megeke , Moran’s humanity editor.
Integrity Readers.
The other set of Moran’s children books is dubbed ‘integrity readers’. This came about because of the obvious lack of integrity in most of Africa’s leadership. The publisher then saw it fit to compile a series of books with stories meant to encourage youngsters to make right choices and stand up for the right thing, even when its not easy to do so.
The most popular books in this series are ‘The flying Pigman’ and ‘Holes of shame’ by Maina Mureithi William who seems to be taking after Barbara Kimenye in weaving fast paced school life tales and adventures.. In the former, he easily narrates the tale of a new boy in a school whose misery of being bullied ends as soon as the other students realize he is so talented. They develop a new admiration for him both in class and on the pitch until an event threatens their win at a football game that means so much to the young team. Will the flying pigman give into the demands of the twisted officials? In the latter book ‘Holes of Shame’ the writer cleverly weaves a tale of deception, rape and family reunion, sometimes, holes of shame have to be uncovered and dealt with before being filled up. The integrity reader series was edited by Naima Kassim, Morans’ English editor who also edited the famous ‘Running on Empty’ the story of Samuel Wanjiru the runner.

SOMEONE TELL NIGERIANS.

By Gloria Mwaniga

I have something to tell them Nigerians and since 160 characters aren’t enough, I shall blog about it.(I  hope they are holding their ears and listening…)

Dear Nigerians ,it Looks like it’s not only  Okonkwo and the others elders who were treated badly in Umuofia in Nigeria. Even our boys  ‘Harambee Stars’  got some ‘bad bad’  treatment from you Oga’s .

So, you check them, our golden boys! into a 2 star hotel (this is where I snap my fingers and rotate them over my head to mean abomination in a Nollywood fashion).

 Whats  more ? You left them to eat yamfufu and bitter herbs and then, as if that is not enough, denied them training space and one Adel , our coach,  had to look  around,  and go beg a’ beg ooh  for a place to train in.

He got a little rural school i.e the back of a classroom in the despondent ‘Ajai Primary School’  (which, if the pictures on TV and online are true, it looks like Mukibi Educational Institute For the Sons of African Gentlemen, where Holy Moses Schooled. )

My troubles do not end there!

I have a deep suspicion with the name of  that School. AJAI PRIMARY SCHOOL And this is why. If you went to High school on the Mid 2000’s in Kenya, Then you studied an anthology of stories called ENCOUNTERS FROM AFRICA. You must have come across a story called ‘AJAYI AND THE WITCHDOCTOR’. This is a story of a man who was so poor that everyone believed that he had inherited the poverty from his father. So dear Naijas’ does this story have anything to do with the proximity of the hotel you checked our golden boys into? And your thoughts on our play tactics. Why in Ogubwefi’s name didn’t you take them to Calabar to warm up?

 

 

OUR YEARS OF JUBILEE.

Like you Know, Kenya is a Christian state. And what’s more, this is our year of Jubilee, so we are enjoying something called ‘favour’.  Shelve your assumptions that you will beat us automatically. That should explain why in the 11th hour(read the 92nd minute, you ponyoka’d with an erroneous goal. Arrrgggghhh! ) but our mboys showed you dust. And that is no palaver palaver.

A NEW COACH CALLED ADEL’

We do have a new coach called Adel Amrouche.  I heard him speak on the ‘JSO’ John Sibi Okumu show last week and you know what, you will never find someone like him. He sets fire to the rain and soon and very soon, we shall be packing them bags  and sending them off to Brazil-o’.

PACK WELL WHEN YOU COME TO KENYA.

As you know, revenge is a dish best served cold, and it’s a rather  cold and rainy season here in Kenya. So brethrens, don’t forget your  training boots because the ground at Matopeni primary school is rather wet and the elephant grass has sort of overgrown(of course we can lend you slashers if you want , we are generous , you Know..). Also, the madondo’s are ready, fermented and waiting to be served. And if you dare speak. One Mzalendo kibunja’s ears will be on the ground, listening out for hate speech.

 PS : There can never be extra time, run- offs or penalties. Ask Willy if you doubt me Oh’ !

Till then, we shall wait for you and forever perpetuate  our Nyayo philosophy of tweets , love and unity.

 

 

A Kenyan’s guide to the complex legal language; in Kenyanese.

By Gloria Mwaniga

Of law Jargon, complex language and the Kenyans on Twitter.

Achebe once rightfully said that Proverbs are the palm oil with which stories are eaten. That might be so in Nigeria, but in Kenya, legal jargon is the palm oil with which our long wait during elections has been broken.

One wouldn’t really blame us since we have had more than our fair share of politics. Live hearings , failed election equipment and a very complex election where, unlike before what we are used to, we had to vote for  six different positions.

Justice came to Kenya in the form of a studded former activist; his nose pinching assistant and recently a young, attractive and intelligent daughter of one Mutula kilonzo (is it any wonder he rears lions instead of dogs?)

Not only have we had to wait for  six days for presidential results to be announced (okay the figures on our  TV  screens were  constantly the same) but we have had to watch for days unending , as lawyers explained, in very complex terms, why the presidential petition had to be accepted or rejected.

Here are some terms that as a enyan, you need to write down:

  1. 1.    Amicus

We were promptly invited into the courtrooms by one Amicus Curiae, aka Our chief justice.

He that is ‘a friend of the court’ sent many Kenyans on a wild word tour from whence the following new terminologies were created.

AMICUS SOTAE- A broke friend.

AMICUS WAIGANJO-A fake friend

AMICUS STRONGHOLDAE- A friend of TharaKa Nithi (remember waiting  for the votes from this stronghold to be counted?)

 

  1. 2.     TYRANNT OF NUMBERS.

A couple of days ago, while watching the election petition, a friend casually remarked that as Kenyans we ought to accept the complex nature of the tyranny of numbers. Okay? So seer Mutahi Ngunyi (who I hear has suddenly developed wings since his exactly prediction a few weeks back) during a Solomonic moment, taught  us a new ‘voca’ that is spread across our political discourses like the proverbial beans in githeri.

Tyranny of numbers apparently means ; in a layman’s’ language , the domination of numbers.

  1. JURISPRUDENCE .

This was another term commonly used in court. It means case studies from countries that have had similar rulings.(e.g if Zimbabweans have decided to use the biometric voter registration , they  could look at the Kenyan  jurisprudence). Get it?

  1. Cordeshians.

  This is a name given to those supporting the Cord coalition. They are presently thought to be causing a lot of Ndrama nd Findeo in the Amicus Strongholdae of the Cord Coalition (just like the kardashians that they are named from.)

  1. 5.     My Lords, My Lady / My Lady, My Lordship or (whoever comes first)

This was how those in court (with the obvious exception of Nazleen Omar) addressed the bench of judges. These were indeed Lords and Ladies since they managed to deliver a unanimous decision in a whooping three minutes. Huh?

  1. 6.     Nyanza si Kenya.

This was a phrase made by a weeping Cordashian after the historic ruling of the Chief Justice.

  1. 7.     Kethi Kilonzo aka youthful Trendifilova aka Amicus Afrocog-ae aka anythingelsekenyansarecallingher.

So, the young lass who put a consistent smile on the face of the Chief Justice(I promise I noticed it) has become something of an overnight celebrity. She has many face book pages opened in her honor;  Numerous  letters streaming into media houses asking for her hand(I advise such people to visit the kilonzo and kilonzo advocates – ps, it’s a  lion-guarded  law firm) .

 There are also others professing that she is surely the first Kenyan female Chief Justice (Okay, Kenyans please stop being so overly dramatic here).

So, there you have it dear reader….now you are a true wordsmith, And whats more?  you can become a friend of my blog: that will make you  my Amicus blogga-e or something like that. Right?  www.glominage.wordpress.com